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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 15:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Do you love fat pussy?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

No way

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do women change that much more with age?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

No, not a chance

No go.

Then came..

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?