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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the ethical implications of using AI in recruitment and hiring processes?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

share office space ...

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

NCAA approves multiple major rule changes in men's college basketball - On3.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Minds and Behinds

If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

More dental problems as you get older? Aging may not be the real reason - San Francisco Chronicle

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why Cutting Carbs Usually Backfires—and What to Do Instead - EatingWell

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

What is a sermon to talk about men?