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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:09

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the ethical implications of using AI in recruitment and hiring processes?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
share office space ...
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Minds and Behinds
If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
More dental problems as you get older? Aging may not be the real reason - San Francisco Chronicle
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why Cutting Carbs Usually Backfires—and What to Do Instead - EatingWell
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance